All I needed was Oscar Isaac is sexy vampire.  Apparently I’m the horndog mentioned in the headline.

I’m not into Cosmatos’s schtick. Mandy was sorta fun but the guy tries so hard at all times. Feel like maybe he should be designing promotional posters, not making movies.

If you smell what the Rock is cookin... It’s asparagus.

I’ve soured on Seinfeld or I’d have more enthusiasm for this. He seems to have veered into wow-my-head-loves-being-up-my-own-ass territory. 

Paramount streaming is doing so badly that they just fired Paramount’s CEO.

I went in to Harley Quinn with low expectations and came away surprised at how much I ended up enjoying it.  

I thought the same thing!
Scrappy hasn’t been involved in anything Scooby related for almost forty years. He deserves a second chance at this point.

They already tried to make Scrappy a villain with the first live-action movie and it didn’t really work. Why retread something like that? Making him sympathetic would’ve…

I don’t hate Scrappy the way others do, but I think it would be somewhat interesting if they actually tried to make him good? Take him in a non-”Puppy Power” direction that doesn’t result in him being a villain just cuz.

I agree with you. I think the ideas of the show aren’t bad, it’s just the execution wasn’t hot.

“Harley Quinn (a show in my ever-expanding queue)“

The show can be both horrible AND a lightning rod for bad faith racists at the same time!

Van Halen — 1984

I think stuff like the (truly excellent) Harry Potter theme park areas at Universal Studios helped keep it in the zeitgeist.  

As someone slightly older I have long felt the same about Star Wars. Huge fan as a kid. Cannot wrap my head around how 40-50 years later it’s still a thing on this level, that people in their 50s and 60s care deeply about.

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard since I saw Streetlight Manifesto on tour...

I think there’s plenty of 90s nostalgia—you’ve never heard millennials wax rhapsodic about how great it was to be “90s Kids”? To the extent that 90s nostalgia is underrepresented in the pop culture* I think it’s because so much 90s media is still readily available (and massively popular) on streaming. Not much point…

Note also the splendid “Liefeld’s Just Feet” store behind the duo.

Carly Rae Jepsen has consistently released great albums, it’s a shame that Call Me Maybe is what the general public knows about her music. 

The Dark And The Wicked!!!

Choose your own adventure, you say?