Jesus Christ, Tory, act like you’ve been there before.

Please, mayor, your Regina is showing.

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

At first glance, I thought it was Kruk.

“Unclear if that total included this girl, who has an awful lot of blood on her hand.”

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

...he lays down a majority of the time .

It’s always heartwarming when a true Christian is heard from. I am not religious, but I believe the teachings of Christ is the lessons of forgiveness. Forgiveness is what you need in your heart to look at others and understand they grieve too. To turn the other cheek, sometimes you need to see through the eyes of…

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

This “floor” “routine” was very disrespectful to our law enforcement officers who risk their lives every day trying to ensure we’re shot in the safest way possible. God Bless Making America Great Again.

I was going to ask the same thing, albeit with different cities:

Sanka, ya dead?

What’s supposed to be one of the closest relationships in the world ending up in a morass of incredible tension, resentment, contempt, and even hatred?

Let’s make this a commemorative thread

It’s an ode to the most memorable events of his youth. Messier guaranteeing Stanley Cup victory, the day the towers went down, and that one unforgettable atomic wedgie he received after freshman gym class.

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.