Bromley told cops that he found the woman naked on a bed when he emerged from the bathroom after checking into the Hyatt Herald Square over the weekend

“I’m glad this didn’t blow up in his face.” — JPP

You got to know when to hold it.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

If I could march backward in time, I would hope to score in high school as well.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

I noticed the totes are out. “We’ll do it after the game mom!” Now they're drunk and the totes sit empty.