It is “shit and run” if there ever was one.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Hockey sure, but I mean, you guys do only have one NBA team.

I thought that was Vancouver’s thing.

Well, in his defense, the situation is a little confusing. Not long ago, everyone was demanding to see his cork.

Always worth a listen backwards.

That man, while in the wrong and should be punished, is a god damn hero and it’s too bad he didn’t make it five feet further.

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

I’m pretty sure that Christian musician and professional Ray Liota cosplayer Carman.

This guy looks like he’s Criss Angel’s dad who only started coming around once Criss got famous

You have the idea wrong...

Yeah, presenting this as “NFL runs over tiny Canadian broadcaster” is silly. It’s more like “Giant Media Company that makes their living restricting their customers choices and generally behaving like an anti-competitive bastard told to eat it and let their moron customers watch American commercials if they want”.

If Pereira really cared, his handwritten note would have been in braille.

These Tenors, who do they think they are? There are other vocal ranges, you know? Like, how about making sure they get their time in the limelight as well! #allvocalrangesmatter

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Thank god Comic Book writers in the 30's were terribly not creative with women’s names because otherwise the movie would be fuuuuuuuuuuuucked

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge