coldpasta
Coldpasta
coldpasta

Hey bro, the primaries are like a year away. Pretty sure writing an article about how Biden sucks right now isn’t going to cost him the general. Any person who runs against Trump will win. Biden is actually eerily similar to Hillary in that he is a big enough fuck you to disengaged voters that he actually has probably

I think Biden’s strategy is to take the primary for granted and just focus on the general election. I agree - this is a misstep, but only at the primary level. At the general election level he is going to peel off all the asshole republicans who love being racist but hate trump because he makes them embarrassed to say

Counterpoint: The human body is complicated. Some people go to the doctor for a physical and die the next day. This does not equal malpractice.

Yeah this isn’t even that racist for just, like, most republicans age 50 and up. 

LOL “the mob” never comes for anybody I like, because I like people who face the consequences of their actions like people used to before big companies and big government gave everyone a place to hide.

Countdown till someone butthurt about this little shit facing consequences tries to make this about someone else.

Lol I seriously didnt even notice the error, I was just commenting on how bad McDonalds is and how its like light beer or cigarettes where the same base of dumb, self-harming people are consuming these things en masse because they are essentially addicted to the poison.

Yeah I would say maybe McDonalds wasn’t totally garbage at the time that clip first aired. Maybe. Its hard to know because of nostalgia. But definitely less garbage than today.

Yes, it will make them good. Some other good ppl are going to want to come try to win a championship in the most attractive city in America to professional athletes. Its NY without winter. 

Getting more mileage out of the clear cut best player of this NBA generation (James) is an imperative for a money-making operation (The NBA).

McDonalds serves BILLIONS of burgers a day.

There are two types of people we must distinguish who might read this article

and who you have to be nice to for some reason for your own self preservation.

Thank you for being so completely honest, stranger on the internet.

Yeah, when are we gonna talk about how Washington owned slaves?! Until we talk about that, lets ignore how the current POTUS admitted to sexually assaulting married women on tape (as a brag).

I was trying to drive from NY to NC and they had to close 81 for blasting, redirecting me through some mountain towns in VA.

Some important thinkers have identified that satire is a dead art form - or one that has been found wanting.

IDK I assume most tennis players who are smashing rackets are independently wealthy, honestly.

Fair enough. I’d argue that they are centrists about the issues that actually matter to them - tax and energy policy. The rest of the stuff is just how they get votes, by pandering to a rabid, dogmatic, and specifically, religious base. 

I get what you’re saying, but he was applying that historical standard to a current person of importance. Nobody cares about Jimmy Carter anymore either. The only reason he was relevant was because he was mentioned in the same article with the keyword “Obama.