coldpasta
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You must have been so mad every time Mahomes called an audible this year.

Spoiler alert, the majority of our country is right of center.

Your story is fine but not getting a flu shot is nowhere near as irresponsible as not getting your kids the MMR vaccination. Nowhere close

I guess so. I would say, though, that waking up at 6am isn’t quite analogous because we are programmed to sleep and wake based on the temperature and the sun. Since we live indoors, both of those things are controlled and therefore our sleep cycles are highly variable. You should try a timed light that hits you in the

You need to exercise consistently till you have created a feeling of relative ease.

500 thousand years of evolution say that “different things affect people differently” isn’t really applicable here. Animals have evolved over millions of years to feel the need to perform physical actions in order to secure food or shelter or escape danger.

Much like eating healthy, exercising only makes you miserable for a few weeks, until it becomes a habit, and then it is fine. You even start to miss it when you can’t exercise for some reason.

Bernie Sanders is by far the scariest candidate for the rich people because he is the candidate who most obviously can’t be bought or moved. I’m not saying that others won’t do the right thing, but I am saying, if I had to bet even money on a politician not fucking us over, Bernie is the obvious bet. When someone acts

This is like saying the problem isn’t cars, it is bad drivers, so we shouldnt have cars until we solve the problem of bad drivers.

instead of playing H-O-R-S-E my friends and I would always play KENTUCKIAN, both because more letters makes for a better game, and also as it is surely worse to be the latter.

Sorry mate, just the consequences of your inflammatory rhetoric, you know how it is.

but those words got me a punch on the top of my head

Yeah thats why being a mob boss isnt as cool as being a politician. They aren’t that different, but one is super easy and you have to REALLY fuck up to get in trouble.

Any updates on this article?

Bernie is the least malleable candidate so that makes him very dangerous for the white upper-middle class. That’s why you see all the hate. We are willing to get mad about republicans screwing over the middle class to benefit the rich, but are not OK going all the way in the other direction and actually helping out

Did you know that he hates black people because he thinks OJ was probably guilty?

Yeah even after taxes, 12k a year is not average. Maybe they meant average unfixed costs since most people spend like 45% on housing nowadays in good old republican utoptia. 

You would have gotten way more clicks if you put “the most difficult scientific problems such as understanding why these morons keep buying bitcoin” in the title, but who am I to tell you how to do your job.

Yeah, he didnt cause this by commenting on it. Anyone who voted for Bush over Gore in 2000 has a lot more to do with it. You know, when we needed to acknowledge this crisis. Are you one of them?

My personal theory about why politicians like Trump and Rick Scott do not react to this stuff is that they spend almost all of their time indoors