Liberal-mixed brown is my favorite paint! If you write in this color/gender paint your words mean SO MUCH MORE. SO MUCH CRED.

The guy is a selfish, entitled asshat with no respect for the people around him.

Yeah but the point is that enough Americans choose to disengage from reality all-to-often and then you get a retarded fascist-wannabe who directly results in multitudes of hardship and suffering for those of us (not me, I’m rich like you) not born into a family capable of giving them class mobility.

But it was just gonna sit in this lawyers house anyway. The art world is almost as corrupt as politics, btw. There’s no such thing as good art.

Hillary Clinton. Need I say more?

It is my parent’s fault for not buying me a car! And why can’t I download an app? WHERES THE APP 4 THAT?!?

Good work, step 1 is complete. Now to step 2... figuring out how you can “objectively” compare two statistically similar basketball players (hint: basketball - an arbitrary game that has different statistics which vary in importance due to personal opinions and feelings on the matter.)

people who say non-tablular non-binary value judgements, especially those involving no strong governing authority, are “objectively,” the older stepsiblings of those misusing and appropriating the anti-meaningful term: “literally,” are objectively, literally, super-duper stupid.

What do you mean “people?!”

So your point is that:

In a pick-up game lebron would have plowed right through durant after a few of these loose fouls, but I don’t think he wants to carry the analogy that far

Durant is just a coordinated person who has long arms and legs. I don’t know if I’d call that incredible. Instead of starting an argument by saying James is far more incredible than Durant, instead I’ll go with Curry, who is also far more incredible than Durant.

In the 38 minutes since you gave this advice everyone who followed it has lost money

How-to make your bosses happy:

Solved it. You’re julia roberts!

I was thinking this is backed by the NFL (obviously not publicly) in order to make them look better. They can play the role of the responsible league who looks after the safety of players. I can just hear the water cooler talk around it. Jeeze, that XFL that’s just irresponsible. Nope, I’m a compassionate human, and…

Go smoke some pot, Roger. Or scream into your expensive pillow, that always helps when you can’t stop thinking about Bill, right?

There are no rules when the courts won’t enforce them. How was stop and frisk in NYC not a clear violation of the constitution? The difference between politicians and regular people is that politicians understand that there are no rules. You can do anything somebody else can’t or won’t stop you from doing.

Do you think you can become right by talking a lot?

You’re retarded?