The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

Whoever did the lightsaber version must have been pretty board.

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Calls the Vatican...

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

Sorry, Browns legacy stayed in Cleveland per the settlement with the NFL. Modell’s stolen team started anew — Jamal Lewis did not break Jim Brown’s team rushing record, for example. Anything else is just wishful covfefe.

Terribol news

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

It’s like a Shakespeare play in 17 seconds.  

So you’re telling me that NFL teams can adjust their offenses based on personnel? Huh.

I don’t want to be “that guy”, but I’m going to be...both of those fighters were so clearly and visibly roided out that the UFC should be ashamed that their “testing’ didn’t catch it....yet.

It appears that both teams played with QBs who didn’t have full use of one of their arms.

But I’m really looking forward to the 2030's, when someone legitimately considers trading FOR Bobby Bonilla’s contract in order to get a better prospect.

It’s almost like Gruden has been out of the league for a decade and is completely out of touch with the modern NFL.  Huh.

Athletic trainers and wrestling coaches?

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

“Bring on Big Dick Nick” - Mrs. Wentz