Seriously. And:

This is reading really privilege-y to me. There are some who have the privilege of accidental pregnancies being okay, or even welcomed. If that’s you, then don’t get an IUD. No one is making women get IUDs if they don’t want them.

Not gonna lie, but if that’s how frats would normally haze folks, it’d be a much better world.

They just want to shoot Cam when he Dabs on em

That would be a great point if that was the only thing that happened. But it’s not, so your point is not great.

Well you are defending misogyny (against bad people), so I guess you’re right: that benefits evil.

If someone back in the 40s said, “I hate that Tom Riddle—he’s a fucking mudblood!” and I said, “Hey, shut up with that anti-muggle racism,” that wouldn’t be me defending the Lord Voldemort he turned out to be. Even if I…

Jesus, Carly. What are you willing to say? What are you willing to espouse? Do you have any soul left at all?

Oh, Carly. Carly, Carly, Carly.

As a UGA alum, I feel like I just broke up with a girlfriend who was wholesome and amazing but couldn’t clinch a SEC title. I am not good at metaphors.

That’s what Rodgers says every time a play is called for Davonte Adams.

My boyfriend’s fantasy team’s name is Yoko Romo...

Everytime Romo breaks a bone one of Jerry Jones’ escorts get their wings.

Romo had a better game than Cam. Cam didn’t throw any TDs for the Panthers, but Romo threw 2.

If you look closely, you can see the Dallas quarterback in it’s natural habitat: On it’s back, wailing in pain, hoping it’s team won't suck without them(they will).

Tough break for the Cowboys. They were so competitive in this game before the injury.

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

could have ended worse, tbh

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