Turkey does suck. I’m making myself a nice 20 inch Philly Cheese Steak sub. That’s an instant upgrade over any shitty bird on the table.

Thanks, Kevin. Please consider re-posting next week.

“Riot” is white person speak for anytime there are enough black people assembling in one place to scare them.

If you order a pizza and it comes 13 months later, make sure to just shut the fuck up and eat the pizza, OK?

And that dickbag cop made about $83K on the taxpayer dime while everybody did everything they could to 1) destroy evidence (yes, this happened — third-party security camera footage was tampered with by investigators in the hours following the incident) 2) explore every loophole they could before the damning video…

People will still riot because this charge doesn’t change anything. It shows that it’s not impossible for police officers to be held accountable, but the charge doesn’t address the fact that the police department - having seen the video - did everything in their power to make sure that justice would not be served.…

Except there hasn’t been a riot.

I’m drunk, someone else answer this.

Panther fans should be thrilled. The Redskins were shockingly acting like idiots, and their stupidity could provide the motivation to push Carolina to an undefeated 9-1 record.

It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.

If getting to be romantically involved with Olivia Munn means I have to throw nothing but ducks to opposing safety’s for four quarters, I’d take that job all day long.

I don’t see anyone hating on Russell Wilson.

Ah yes. Russell Wilson. The perfect black man for the white fan.

Or his team sucks this year and he can’t get in the endzone to celebrate

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

oversexed, arrogant, and a danger to kids.

Wouldn’t she be General Organa?

Gee. It's a real mystery why the vast majority of rapes are never reported.