colddarknorth
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colddarknorth

*Yes*

The nearly vertical rear windows caused some weird airflow. My brother and I were on a 55mph expressway in western NY and we were about to pass a same era Regal. As we came up on the car I noticed a purse on the trunk, on the drivers side up against the window. The strap wasn’t even moving. We pulled up closer and I

I dated a school teacher who loved it in the rear.

Damn straight.  We can start with the one who called me at 3AM to bitch about some parts I ordered and then continue with the one who greenlit that call.

No, it’s ugly.  

Flaps around empty?

coming to Netflix in January

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

TheVikings will trade a 5th round pick so they can move up and draft this guy.

In America, what’s happening in Hong Kong is about an erosion of civil liberties, like free speech.

Goddamn, that was a perfectly executed joke set-up. Besides making valid points about how this weirdly off-base headline came to be, the text wall was actually integral to the delivery.

“numbnut mouth breather”

Nothing says I care about the environment like wasting produce and driving around a big ass diesel truck.

Have you ever used lane-centering before...

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

It was obviously a joke, but I must have hit you right in the feels. Sorry about that.

Musk promised us true level 5 self-stealing cars, but these are level 3 at best. I’m so tired of him over-promising and under-delivering. 

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