This is the only proper reaction. 

It contains a variation of Vision... And will therefor never be made.  Suck it, Mazda! 

So when you spin it out under a semi truck, you don't get decapitated.  It's a safety feature. 

Just face it: Mazda and Mitsu both are never going to make anything truly exciting for a long long time, if ever.  I know, I know, the miata exists and is a fun car, but it's not exactly "exciting" after all these years. 

This is the lamborghini that jalopnik staff writers would design in MS paint. 

There was a rumor of Skoda coming to the US.  I am quite disappointed the cars of my ancestors did not make it over here.  Stupid VW. 

Someone at Ford will read this, and now we're going to get ANOTHER thunderbird Revival. 

I was always really sad that Cadillac 16 with the longitudinally hinged hood never was a production car (or even meant to be one).  That thing was everything Cadillac distilled into a car. 

When did they start putting push bars on stealth fighters?  The military industrial complex has become too reckless with its spending.  What's next, cow catchers on aircraft carriers?? 

I'm pretty sure Elon Musk and Chris Roberts are the same person. 

There's probably more people that NEED a pickup than there are ones who need and suv.  At least pickups are actually useful in rural areas, for farmers, for people who need to plow snow in the winter.  It may be true that MOST people who have a pickup don't need one, but that doesn't mean that there's noone out there…

I mean, he can win all he wants, but it's still the wrong color for a car.  Besides, everyone knows the red ones go faster ;p

My dad had a buddy way back who had an amx.  The guy had the 390 bored and stroked out to some ungodly amount.  The cylinder walls must've been paper thin.  Any time you floored it, it would stand right up on its ass.  He had to put wheelie bars on it.  And every time he drove it anywhere, he'd have to go right back…

Totally misread your earlier answer and missed that you were referring to design, my bad! 

I do have a little up close knowledge of what a viper can do to an inexperienced driver. While an actually good driver will generally be able to handle a road car... It’s hard to argue that abs, traction control, and stability control help convince a lot of people that they are good drivers when they really aren’t.…

My crackhead neighbor is more reliable than an AMG. 

Powerslides at every minor corner! 

Blue is almost always the right choice for sports sedans.  Orange, Lime green and the like are for muscle car bodies.  Yellow is for road lines and construction equipment. 

I think it works decently.  Maybe if the cross hairs were a little thinner, but far from the worst front end I've laid eyes on. 

Well yeah, but not all of them try as hard as vipers, tvrs, or old 911 turbos to ACTIVELY kill you all day.  Shit, it's even red... That car's name is probably Kristine.