You can criticize someone for acting unsportsmanlike at a sporting event even when people on your own team are petty as well. 

Every defensive player in the NFL has taken a turn riding Cousins into the ground. 

And yet, Pats fans will pull out knives the second you mention that their team is the biggest fish in the tiniest sports pond ever conceived.  It's especially sad because the Pats ARE a good team.  It does them a great disservice playing in the AFC, which may as well be renamed the American High School Conference at…

I feel like this season, where seemingly half the heavy hitters in the NFL are down with broken necks or exploding spleens, one injury a week is running way ahead of the curve. 

I don't know, maybe go ask the Vikings? 

And yet they still disappear the second you leave the beach on vacation, forcing you to buy them again next year for the same massive price.  That's why I buy cheap ass $10 sunglasses. 

I mean, Cook averages about 20 carries a game, and he's sharing with 2 other RBs.

No one in the NFL deserves that job more than Gregg Williams does. 

They only just had Stand By Me released in theaters, so they lack an established dead body protocol. 

Syracuse? 

It IS an nfl game, after all. Concussions are only just above mild abrasion on the injury seriousness index. 

At least we know one fool proof way of getting out of the mob, now. 

I feel like you’re trying to make “hooking up with a horse” sounds more desirable than it really is. 

The Youngs claim we ruined the world's future for them, but they won't even have enough left for a breeding population by the time the ice caps shrink another 2%

I can only imagine the length of the review on the roughing the passer call from someone exploding Darnolds spleen.

Some starry eyed fool will soon spend $10,000 on a nicely colored paperweight.  The extra $500 is due to the towing charge from the trip home with it.  

Nothing says rock bottom like Schlitz, however. 

I'm guess g it's partly down to rail adding a middleman.  Even though rails are more efficient... You still need trucks at the beginning and end, which means truck drivers, etc, etc. 

Clarkson!!!

I don't generally get very political, but I will happily back any lawsuits against a state that tries to allow these on the road.  Semis are already incredibly dangerous.  Mixing 30,000+ lbs and safety measure that rely on electronics and overworked programmers?  No fucking way.