They are, literally, the shittest fan base in the NFL (with Buffalo right behind in literal terms).  The transitive property, applied to the law of "You are what you eat", proves the theory. 

I am sending you a star, but I’m addressing it to your future address in Hell.

A motorcycle like that will only lead to going out in a Blaze of Glory.

Great comment, wrong album. :) 

Pray to the Metal Gods that they bring you a Grinder, before your car is so dangerous that driving it is Breaking the Law. 

$13k for a blown engine that will probably soon have a blown head gasket, a bundle of blown fuses, a blown air suspension that should’ve been turned to coils a decade ago, and very possibly a blown Differential or tanny? Yeah, no thanks. As unutterably cool as range rovers are, they’re a sucker bet for anything other…

“Let’s develop the technology first, then have sex in it. It’s the only way we’ll get anything done.”

Vikes fan here.  START with the Packers ownership.  Burn and salt the stadium while you're at it. 

Us Vikes fans have never been so happy to see Sendejo move on.  While the guy can make plays, he's always been reckless and dangerous, as much to his teammates as opponents.  None of us watching this game were surprised by this turn of events.  I'm just glad Maddox seems ok for now, I seriously though he was crippled…

So what do we call loser's outs in middle school backyard basketball now? 

These styles of porches were by far the best looking imo. While I’d prefer a 928 to this, the 924 would make an excellent daily driver. Freshened up, it would have better fuel economy than a 4.0 liter v6 mustang from the first refresh. There’s room to squeeze some extra power out of the engine, if you wanted it, it’s…

Pretty sure this particular vehicle would taser you for either of those

F1 wheels are far more rectangular, and they've been around for ages.  Just needs a mild adjustment to the steering ratio is all. :) 

Darth Vader would definitely be the #1 non-cartoon villain to say this. 

More Mum-ra than Skeletor I think.

I believe that color is typically called vitamin c orange.  They don't always need to rhyme to be ridiculous ya know. 

They gave this shit away on the price is right.

Speaking of making up rules on the fly... Did anyone else wonder about the Saints being allowed to score on a ball that was blown dead? Like, I get that it was later ruled a fumble, but as far as I’ve ever heard, a play blown dead is just dead, period. The problem being is the whistle sounds and therefore no player on…

Well, if you're the Packers, it's a blanket moratorium.  All teams should move to Wisconsin to benefit from this highly lucrative loophole. 

As a professional sports knower, you should realize the mechanics of human flight are also the principle around why fastballs, curveball, and sliders actually work when thrown. And why “rising fastballs” are physically impossible.