“Absolutely not. In fact, our curriculum is specifically designed so they don’t even accidentally read about it in books.”

So race targeting by police is worldwide?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

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Not exactly in the middle, between Renew Insurance and Hertz in the end cap. Headz Up!

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

Oh, what a tangled Webb we weave when first we practice to receive.

When we practiced the spike at the end of the game at the NFL level, basically everyone treats it as a normal spike the ball, except for one receiver with a route and the QB. That receiver is running the route no matter what, and then if the QB thinks he can get it (defender slow to react, receiver gets a step), he’ll…

Arsenal misses out on yet another star player.

Please note that I did NOT file this piece under “Blight Sox,” as there is nothing blighted here.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

Fathers be good to your ballers

*receives pink slips*

“Please...thats our job.” -Nats.

Considering 50% of them still believe Donny Trump JR never met with the Russians even though he told us he did and provided proof, my answer to your posed question is: “Forever”.

I can’t imagine what it would take, but this isn’t it. Like, I literally can’t imagine. Trump could sodomize a dead dog on the White House lawn while conducting a press conference about the aliens from Planet Blurnox making a delicious pesto quesadilla and he’d still be able to count on at least 200 electoral votes in…