The civil jurors will find against him when he tries to eject a key witness for no apparent reason during a vital bit of testimony. “He thinks that we came to the trial to watch him,” they complained.

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

Great, now I have to agree with Angel Hernandez on something. This sucks.

Shame there are no charges against the Sun “newspaper”.

Now shut down the fucking S*n and justice will be truly served. #ynwa

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

its Lupus

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Huh. Wasn’t expecting a Duff today.

“Lucy! Lucy, get in here!”

That Munster celebration is a little cheesy.

The key omission to the article is that the Jays have hit Braves players 7 times in this home-and-home so far, while the Braves have hit the Jays once, and that was in retaliation for Freddie Freeman, who IS the Braves this year, basically getting his hand broken by a fastball.

Translation: “Slander is the weapon of the powerless ! This is distressing !!! The truth is justice which will restore it.”

He’s never been IN the black either.

I like that if you put their first names together (either way really) you’ve got like a badass D&D character name, or maybe something from cheesy space opera.

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

RESPE6T

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