Minor thing, but the movie is spelled Happyness

The dumb part about covering those tattoos, which would be fine by itself, is that he's wearing Curry's dad's throwback. That's just all sorts of mixed messaging. 

The lesson is that if you decide to be an unwritten rules red-ass early in the season, don’t be surprised when you don’t get the benefit of the doubt later. That might just be an errant changeup, but it’s an automatic ejection when you have that history. There are your past actions coming back to hurt you.

So are we renaming the “Worst Tweet” Deadspin award to the “Darren Rovel Award” and banning him from winning it every year? Even Radcliffe is tired of his shit.

As someone who was at the game Saturday, I can assure you this is the most fun you can have watching the Indians right now. They are currently terrible. 

Dante Bichette wasn’t a hall of Famer, so it’s not quite the same thing. Although there’s a lot of 2nd gen stars coming up with the three Blue Jays, Quantrill and Tatis Jr. with the Padres. Also Dan Plesac’s nephew Zach Plesac will debut and start with Cleveland tuedsay.

Counter point: Pelosi knows all of this. She just doesn’t think it’s smart to try to impeach him because she can see the (pretty obvious) machine around Trump that will somehow turn an impeachment and then the Senate not impeaching him into some sort of victory.

There are certain money laundering reporting laws that trigger at 10k or above. I would imagine being a shave under 10k keeps you inside some sort of legal scrutiny.

I’m implying that if not for Curry taking a discount, they wouldnt have been able to take on Iggy’s contract in that trade. And wouldn't have been in a position to extend him later in their run. Also Livingston’s for that matter.

A theory on the Warriors’ run is that they’ve benefited from a relatively amazing run of clean health. This on a team built partially because Steph was so injury prone early in his career they got him on a discount (allowing them to get Iggy, then KD). You’ve seen injuries tank the Paul/Griffin Clippers teams. Their…

Narrator: They did not get one

I think the answer to this is pretty straightforward, aside from the hot 3 point shooting. Meyers Leonard is pretty tall, and without Durant or Cousins the Warriors big men aren’t that big. In those clips you see him guarded on or near the paint by 6'7 Klay Thompson. That’s also Draymond’s height and he’s basically…

I know Lowry had a good showing in ECF game 1, but aside from that can we all agree that if not for trading for Kawhi this team would have absolutely been thrown in the dumpster already this postseason? Probably by Philly, possibly via sweep.

I’m getting old, because when I saw that table jump my first thought was "holy shit my elbows would explode"

Yao and Bol dont belong. Yao was legitimately good and had touch before his foot imploded. Bol lead the league in blocks twice and even had a bit of an outside stroke.

There was not, and as a result Jason Kipnis was credited with 2 RBIs, giving him a career high 6 for the day. Confirming that RBIs are also a useless stat. 

39 is way too young. And she didnt exactly have a long in-ring career, nor did she wrestle a particularly high impact/physical style. But still she ended up in a rough place physically and mentally after her career. Which I think says something about WWE.

The thing is, the infield was *in*. The play you’re trying to make is *at home*. At no point in this play does Alberto seem to even consider making the play in which they are specifically aligning themselves to make, to keep the lead at only 2 runs.

It’s just like how last time I asked my partner for sex she said she was too tired because it was 2 am and had to work at 8. So obviously I just stop asking entirely and just ignore her, forgetting entirely all the times we actually did have sex. Because when something doesnt work once, just sigh and go nihilistic.

That line is referring to the reports that the Pelicans have been using leftover Saints personnel as their medical staff, and that they've generally been a secondary concern of their owner (who owns the Saints). That team is treated like the least important thing in town.