Diana is jumping ship:

As a fellow Browns fan, I thought it was almost fitting that for awhile it looked like the last post on this site would have been the one mocking Kitchens. 

Question for those who know: would it be a good time to buy "Stick to Sports" merch? Or would that be lining the wrong pockets and ultimately be misread as support for the fuckers in charge?

Deadspin is pro robo ump for the strike zone, generally

I dont necessarily think more firings are in order. But they do need to address why such a statement would be put out so hastily. On a lesser scale, the Indians had a bit of a kerfuffle with a fan on Twitter earlier this year over not allowing him to buy tickets due to “broker activity” on his account. They posted it…

I dont know what you folks did with embedded videos, but all of a sudden nothing runs well here (was a problem on the college football videos too, not just MLB). Every embedded twitter video ends up loading really low resolution and choppy. It literally wasnt this way a week ago.

Personally I am not looking forward to another year of Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State and... whoever fucks up least of the PAC/Big 12 (with loads of arguing about whether another SEC team or an undefeated Appy State should be in instead). I’m from Ohio (BGSU alum) and I’m tired of the Buckeyes rolling this conference…

At 4'8, you figure generously that an outstretched arm would reach another foot and a half up (I don’t know her “wingspan”, this is an estimation). That would mean, on a hardwood floor for a 10 foot hoop, she would need a 3'10 vertical -46 inches - to dunk. That would tie the all time NBA draft combine record for…

I know this story has been done to death, but two things I still want to know (and likely never will):

Good god that audio is brutal

You're looking at it the wrong way. The #1 cause of global warming is humans. Consuming humans so that there are less of them is better for the planet. So long as we're not growing them just to be food and only eating existing sources. That would be far too grand, you have to keep these sorts of proposals modest.

I read the comic first and when I saw the movie in theaters I was amazed. That was undoubtedly the most faithful adaptation of source material in the history of comic book films. Scenes were visually lifted directly from panels of the comics. There were really only two changes - removing the black freighter stuff and…

I quite like the NYPL. The Scrappers stadium is pretty cozy and the team is usually good. The Brooklyn Cyclones are also really successful as those teams go, I would not want that league to be contracted.

Here’s what should happen: contract the Appalachian League and standardize the short season minors.

Times like these I wish Kluwe still commented here

I... actually kind of agree with LeBron. It’s one thing if Morey made that sort of tweet with the *intention* of drawing a conversation about what’s going on in Hong Kong. Because HK protestors are on the right side of things. But that would require two things:

I just want to point out that with 11 INTs (including 3 today), Baker Mayfield is still the interception king of the NFL.

Ive seen this happen 3 times now - my favorite was Janikowski’s 76 yard attempt because Lane Kiffin was being a dick. Every time I wonder why the kicker is doing the standard three step approach instead of doing a full kickoff run up. Is that part of the rule? The defense can't try you, might as well get a running…

That would be fine. Except Baker *did* shake everyone’s hand before the coin toss, and there’s literally video of it. Sherman has since backtracked on this.

The Twins are not going to be back next year unless their ownership is willing to explode on spending. A significant chunk of their team hits free agency - Odorizzi, Gibson, Pineda, Castro, Scoop, Romo and probably Cruz). They signed most of those guys on one year deals because they know their core is hitting…