Yes, and it was no accident, either. Welker beat the dog on porpoise.

Next year he'll be Johnny Canadian Football

"What an un-American performance."

Johnny College Football

That's a clever costume to portray the NFC South.

yeah but at least he didn't hit someone this time.

"Everyone knows you gotta go rear-end first."

No, no, no, no.

AD to switch it up. Figures.

Sure, he's fast, but nobody's fast enough to be in 6 places at the same time.

It's a shame baseball got cut from the Games. The US team could have used a switch hitter.

Herschel Walker and Adrian Peterson 2 man bobsled?? Let's make this happen!

Oh god. Now he's going to spend more time with his family.

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

That's a fucking toooough video to get through.

The Journal Sentinel's a very underrated paper. They do some great investigative pieces. Their special on mental health last year was very good as well.

I think its because everyone has begun to slowly realize the Olympics are just one big decent into unnecessary debt.

I was thinking a Maxi-Pad with wings out.

All you fuckers are lucky he's OK.