That's ok, Chip Kelly can fashion a new one out of strong New Hampshire timber using his beaver teeth.

Good Lord...+1

"Look at him sittin' on that stool like he's doin' it a favor!"

It's also interesting that Phil's wife (and eventual murderer) joked about Jan Hooks being married to him 'on some other level'. A good old article where she remembers Phil:

"Why did you take me to a Columbus Crew game, Homer?"

That's just the glue smell.

Next year, Texas A&M will move to the MAC conference.

It's backdrippin' time for George Brett, who proudly proclaims he shits his pants at least once a year.

2003 Joe Namath is having a grand ol' time.

I was expecting a Mickey Mouse t-shirt and some acid wash cutoffs.

"The Gravestone Stays Dry Tonight, Browns Fan"

Jesus. That looks more like TWO hits to the head, the second blow coming from ground when his head snapped back. Anyone seeing that replay would not have let him back in the game.

As always, the rant starts off with the disclaimer "I have many black friends.."

"Stop, Drop, and Roll!" He was only giving advice to his former teammates after emerging from the dumpster fire that was the Red Sox this season.

I think you can actually spot a few veins on there.

"Pssh, Ameteurs."

I didn't know the cricket equivalent of a Home Run is a Home Menu.

#s 1-28 give me the runs.

Leave a pool.

Fire water doesn't have an expiration date.