CONGRATULATIONS! That is wonderful, a little human named Calvin came into the world. I leerrve that name. I’m glad you’re all doing well and the way things went was okay and went okay for you. Yeaaaa Glob and Globby Jr (little Calvin).

This is an excellent post. And, congratulations to you! You’re going to bring a new little globber into the world! I am sending interwebs rando good karma to you for an easy and stress free delivery. Come back and tell us the name! Peace to you.

His opposition is hilarious when you consider that men’s inability to be empathic and sympathetic as well as the outright refusal to adjust to a modern workforce that is predominantly about care giving are exactly why their unemployed asses are getting left behind and women are taking over.

Oh, I get it. ‘Estrogen Hour’ cause crying and having empathy is for women. We should totally listen to men like Sabo. He knows the correct way for men to have feelings - gunning down hundreds of innocent people from the safety of a hotel room.

I read that elsewhere today and all I can do is scratch my head and wonder why? “Oh, yeah! The completely awesome and not at all crazy shooter had one, so I just gotta get one, too! It’s what all the cool kids have on their guns!”

The scope and style of this investigation is unprecedented, and he needs to tread carefully. God knows I want Emperor Baby Fists out on his ass ASAP, but Mueller’s case needs to be 100% above reproach.

Pffft... That photo blows.

This is a lot to swallow.

Wow, it takes real balls to do something like this.

Well, you know, the real villains here are those greedy Puerto Ricans whose natural disaster has completely thrown our budget in disarray.

This is what running the government like a business is. The people at the very top using it as their piggy bank while fucking over everyone else

It’s almost like Trump’s cabinet is filled with grifters and thieves.

That is what I’m thinking after all of the articles I have read over the past year or so. The Asian-Americans feel like they are being discriminated against because they aren’t always getting accepted into Ivy League schools with high test scores and gpa’s. It seems like they would be perfectly content with only…

Uh-oh, an international university where only 49.1% of the incoming freshman are white... clearly there must be something afoot.

Whenever I think of Harvard I’m like “There’s a school with way too many black kids.” Keep fighting the good fight, you dicks.

I heard he’s retiring to spend more time with his boner (s).

“I was going to golf again today. But now....now...” /breaks down sobbing/

Well, you know, what is better than an attacker with a bum-stock thingy? A patriot with a bump-stop thingy......

There is never anything that’s not about him.

The “fuck it I have a spare moment for a mini UK Update” update: