Well, yes. But all that reality interferes with the fantasy that they’ll be able to shoot someone someday.

You did the right thing. If it is addressed to someone else, it is a crime to even open it, if I recall correctly. The FTC rule was implemented because companies would send merchandise to people who did not order it — and then bill them! So, the idea is that if a company mails something to you (not to another) and you…

The thought they never seem to think about, when they bravely claim they’d shoot bullets out of the air, is that as soon as they stand up and start waving their gun around, the “good guy with a gun” is now indistinguishable from the bad guy with his gun. And if five or six of them all have the same courageous…

All these wannabe “good guys with guns” are also “Blue Lives Matter” people. You know what actually helps “blue lives”? DOING AS THEY FUCKING SAY AND DON’T GO PLAY VIGILANTE.

Ew really ? I think he’s ugly af.. have you seen him without a beard ? It’s a blood bath.

My first thought when I heard about the shooting was “country music festival...there must have been more than one good guy with a gun there to protect himself.”

Well if I/my mistress/etc didn’t have one, it would have ruined my/her/etc life, so that makes it different. /s

No no no see when I had my abortion it wasn’t murder. Yours is totally murder though. And you should be put to death!!1!!11!

“My abortion is the only moral abortion,” said every anti-abortion person who gets an abortion anyway ever.

Unsurprising. GOP motto: good for me, not for thee.

The second one is worse. Like, they did this on purpose, or somehow aren’t part of the US?

He thinks he’s Monty fucking Hall (RIP, btw). He thinks a desperate crowd of hurricane survivors are an audience. He thinks he is the benevolent game show host, and that giving out “prizes” will win him the adoration of his loyal viewers. This is actually a horrifying tableau reminiscent of feudal times. The people of…

My vote: the budget line. Like the other 2 hurricanes didn’t cost a dime to help create an “out-of-whack” budget. More emergencies will occur in this fiscal year. Plus, how is a natural disaster PR’s fault.

Look, he and Melania went all out and put on their best tans for this visit.

What? He couldn’t even spring for a paper towel launcher to entertain the crowd? I’ve gotten t shirts at hockey games with more excitement than that. Cheap ass.

“It will protect those children who science has proven can feel pain, and give them a chance to grow and live full and happy lives,”

See, here’s where you fucked up: You’re trying to apply any kind of logic to the pro-lifers and their wildly inconsistent belief system.

Yo Mama is confused. We not only do we never post photos of Master Poodler on line, we never let anyone else post them, either — not his school, his activities, clubs, youth groups, friends. You are making a sane, sensible choice. This is why God invented e-mail and mailing lists.

My mom thinks I need to “lighten up” about people posting pictures of my kid on Facebook.

An annoying, intrusive, bossy know-it-all who tries to take over parenting your children? They should call this the “Mother-in-Law” or maybe just the “Marie.”