ahem.

I’m a slut who loves to bite it off a wiener that is stuffed between buns.

Awww poor guy, need a hug to make that owwie feel better?

Chicago is corrupt as fuck and the law enforcement there kill their own citizens willy nilly. Fuck them and their no Ketchup laws.

Yeah, sometimes I feel like I want to do something, but then end up eating a hot dog with delicious ketchup on it instead. It’s great!

Ha! You know what doesn’t go on a hot dog? Celery salt, pickles, cucumbers, tomatoes, relish (this one is slightly controversial). But ketchup is where the line is drawn?

I used to be merely annoyed by Chicagoans and their anti-ketchup rants. However, ever since you turned us on to Indian ketchup, I have come to the conclusion that the pasty, bloated miscreants should be excluded from civilized society. That stuff is good on everything.

Sounds like you should have some ketchup. Ketchup has Natural Mellowing Agents that help you keep from posting hot takes on the internet.

Anyone who believes that the way people in their region/locality prepare a certain food is the only way to prepare that food, is a fucking moron. Also:

A hot dog is a nitrate packed asshole. Who the fuck cares what one chooses to put on it.

If you thought they were actually changing their name for more than a quarter second...I honestly don’t know what to tell you.  Its like the most transparently blatant publicity stunt of all time.

Uh... it’s been know for a month now that it was a temporary marketing campaign.

International House of BULLSHIT!

Yes it is.

Newsflash, little buddy - pretty much any publicly-traded company is going to have stockholders who “support hate.”  So any purchase you make will have pieces of your pennies going to support hate, unless you just check out and live self-sufficiently.  So you can have all the e-tantrums you want, but they’re really…

This is only a partially accurate description of how blended scotches are distilled.

I think I’m about ready to conclude that this season as a whole doesn’t work for me. It’s still fantastic visually, and I really like the way they’ve fleshed out individual characters this season. Unless there’s some big twist or reveal coming (and there might be), it seems that the plot boils down to the Shadow King…

Seriously. I’m so fucking sick of being stuck as a gray. All because the Disqus-to-Kinja transfer wouldn’t work for me.

The distribution is what really fucks over a lot of brewers. Here in Texas Silver Eagle has ties to the big breweries and enjoys no major competition. Small breweries aren’t allowed to sell directly to the public, unlike wineries, and if they don’t play ball they won’t get distribution. It’s more than just sour grapes…

Unfortunately, the reality of nationwide distribution is not doing some of this beer any favors. I used to live in Seattle and drink at Elysian. The stuff being packaged, shipped warm, stockpiled, and eventually merchandised on a warm store shelf is not tasting like it should.