SON OF SERIAL MURDERER SCORES FIRST COLLEGE POINT

Something didn't sit right about a kid who was in two plane crashes. Did some searching and found out that both crashes were small planes piloted by his dad.

He unsurprisingly turned down University of Dayton's scholarship offer.

He probably should have asked why his dad's pilot friends always called his dad the "Billy Joel of the Skies"

- Native American stereotype: Check

Can we all agree that both of them are just terrible?

In a slap fight between Kay and Francesa, I'm rooting for injuries.

Then Kevin Spacey doesn't like you, doesn't recruit you, and doesn't give you a new robot arm. After a quick stay at Walter Reed the Marines dump you on the street with one of those hook hands, screaming pain due to phantom limb sensations, and a number for grief counseling that will set you up with an appointment…

Never has a dude deserved a punch in the face more than that Boise asshole. Shame you don't have the rest of the gif.

What else could he have been doing?

How rude!

I never thought I'd say the sentence "I'm with Kobe."

Finally he shoots something else off!

Well, I guess now we'll find out if that human growth hormone really works.

The finger then bounced off his head and went over the outfield wall

*throws knowing glance at identical twin brother*

Didn't realize Dwyane Wade worked tennis matches in his spare time.

who the fuck likes tennis enough to justify an announcer calling the Charlottesville Challenger tournament.

In his defense, It's Been Awhile since he sang our national anthem.