I know this isn't gonna get approved but weekends on Deadspin are so much better

I'm surprised the credit card companies didn't reject the purchases as fraud.

Neither can I.

Goof effort, but way to much groundwork.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Nothing new for the NFL to look at a video and then do nothing about it.

It pisses me off that I am buried in the greys while someone who can't spell reiterate ... even with a spell check.. is not. Thanks rape gif posters.

So true. I'll never forget Reagan's tearful resignation speech after the Iran-Contra scandal.

Furthermore, if you burners continue to call me a "celsius" (whatever the hell that is) you will be dismissed.

Wait, how are you not an approved commenter?

On the contrary, I thought I was quite clever with most of my comments. Not all of them were A+ material, but my batting average was pretty high. But never mind my comments, I still can't get over how good of a name lolcatsz is. It's like you have your finger on the pulse of the modern culture.

Also, I feel flattered that I was able to elicit your 3rd response in the last 6 months. You must have felt pretty passionately about my dipshittedness. It's a shame you don't comment more, "lolcatsz" is such a good user name, especially here on the internet.

The only thing worse than the 85-90% shit that the Gawker empire posts, is the 99% shit that gets posted by commenters trying to be funny and failing miserably. This sort of "oh watch this everyone, I'm going to make a hilarious point." and it's almost ALWAYS just stupid childish bullshit.

This article is so stupid that I'm going to close my browser and get back to work.

The Rams are nothing if not considerate. Before he got injured, Sam Bradford respected their space by never throwing within ten feet of anyone.

People still say "Boom, roasted?" Wow.

gotta agree with iwlar, your comments blow and aren't at all funny. You suck. Girls laugh at your penis.

How can you call someone a troll ("trolololol") when you initially respond to "Stanford is an impressive school" with "Fuck Stanfurd"? That is literally the exact definition of trolling...

who the hell still gets this mad over an Internet comment?

Wow, you're truly stupid, aren't you? That's sad. I'm not going to continue anymore. You exemplify the stupidity Mark Twain noted when he said " 'Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'