Not in love with her bragging about touching Susan’s breasts without permission— especially when you consider Susan’s face in that picture.

Maybe he sells monogrammed thermoses?

It’s hard to take Middle Eastern countries seriously when it comes to “border violations.” Hey, that’s ours. No, it’s ours. No, the bible said that in 3,500 BC it was ours, so fuck off.

I think the real story here is that a teacher who made headlines relating to something sexual hasn’t lost her job.

I get nervous about my writing before I remember 50 Shades made it. I need to finish revising.

Shibari interesting to watch this case as it works its way through the rather knotty legal system.

USS America should’ve painted the pigs with numbers 1, 2, and 4. Leave the Kennedy crew looking for pig 3.

As God is my witness, I thought pigs could fly.

That story pretty much sums up why Accord has been the go-to car for like 35 years for a lot of people. Sometimes it just comes down to life/money/time.

“Then the engine started leaking a coolant-oil mix.”

So a man can be accepted as a woman the moment he proclaims he feels like one, despite having male reproductive organs, male muscle and bone structure, male chromosomes, and blood which can be analyzed and determined to be categorically male- yet a person who says “I feel like a cat” is ridiculed because she has a…

“I see you’re passing the sound barrier”

If they heard an ear-splitting Windows shut down jingle, it was probably the software alright!

Honest question:

Someone should tell guinea-kin to never vacation in Peru.

Hmm I’d love to see a study or article on that. I knew a couple of otherkin in college, and the demographic seemed to tip pretty heavily female. The impression I got was that otherkin gave the women an even bigger opportunity to be feminine... At the time I actually found female otherkin kind of distasteful because…

Work should be on that list.

Pigs ride hogs.

Because you need a large bike to hold a large cop?