Also the left wants to welcome refugees because helping people who have nothing is worth the sacrifice and the human thing to do. The right want guns because... hobby? action movies? making holes in people? Seriously, what?

Um, since when is carrying a concealed loaded pistol a 'sport' or 'hobby'?

This is the most likely outcome. But there are circumstances where some justice and punishment will be served:

And then his family will buy residency and move to the west coast of Murka or Canuckistan to launder money in real estate.

You sir, are an idiot.

Except poor people go to prison when they fuck up.

Driver of the Lambo will quickly pay a hefty fine to the court which will never make its way into the hands of the family of the deceased, but the judge will have a new Mercedes the next week.

My brother in law once smugly explained to me that single cell organisms evolving into modern man was as statistically likely as a hurricane going through a junk yard and randomly assembling a fighter jet. Clearly the only logical explanation was that we were created by God in his image.

I graduated from boot camp the day before Thanksgiving. During the 12 hour drive home I got to hear all of the family gossip including that my uncle came out of the closet. My uncle was adopted shortly after I was born and we were pretty much raised together - so him being gay was anything but news to me. The next day…

Last year my brother’s fiance’s daughter’s boyfriend declared Natives a “pestilence”.

Ok, when I was like 11 or 12, I was at my cousins house with a big group of family, 20-30 people. After dinner, all the kids wanted to play hide and go seek. I went and hid in the closet of the guest bathroom which was adjacent to the toilet- big mistake. After a few minutes, one by one, family members would come in…

Best part is, you’re not at all wrong.

If these things are as bad as they’re made out to be, maybe we should let them go “overseas” (ie, to ISIS) sans armor, and with hidden GPS units, or take a few over there and let them “capture” them. That way we can track them and be ready to strike when they inevitably break down. Hell, we could plan the breakdowns.…

I wanted a Hummer when I first heard about this. Then I started looking at Gov Planet and thats when I discovered this badboy:

An obscure Simpsons reference.

So gleeful. What’s your hourly rate? $10?

Of course. The people who shout the loudest about “America” and “freedom” are often the ones who immediately leap to the defense of giant corporations and police misconduct/brutality. They love their overlords.

I suspect they just wanted to fire him and manufactured a reason to do it.

DISAGREE.

There are many different kinds of car enthusiasts, none better than the others. Only those who choose to judge other enthusiasts are the ones who deserve to be judged.