I think they probably sat at the end of the parking lot and went car to car selling the food with an upcharge.

I think my highlight reel of “silly things said” would include being called an ambulance chaser by a used car salesman. In a moment of uncharacteristic brilliance, I retorted “so how does it feel to be the only thing more slimy then a lawyer?” The courtroom exploded in laughter - the case was about the used car…

I once had this (“You’re in this for the money”) said to me by the owner of one of the worst car dealerships in Michigan. What is HE “in it” for?

I do a lot of landlord/tenant law in MA (tenant side). After getting a settlement where my client’s attorney’s fees were paid and she waived a few months rent of statutory damages in counterclaims, and she got to stay for 6 months rent free, the opposing attorney called me well after office hours that night to tell me…

I believe “Disrespecting the Roommate Agreeent” is a per se violation of the Roommate Agreement.

They’re probably just really into guns and lack common sense, so they brought em just because they thought it's cool. I’d speculate they’re like the kid who checks two suitcase full of toys but doesn’t pack any socks.

Boston PD knows all about threats from the moon.

good thing the police caught them all both

Now I’m a bit worried that the barista is going to get some blowback on this. I mean they used a fake name, but if Starbucks can track down the jerkface customer, it’s a short hop to figure out who the server is. I’d rather not see them get fired because some corporate tool doesn’t like it when the wage slaves vent…

If there’s an angry teenaged kid* in the family, that’s always option one for a large gun stash. It’s considered a legitimate tool for emotional expression. Like giving a kid an art set or a guitar.

That one and also “Fistacuffs!”

I think being one bad day away from being a gibbering, froth-mouthed loon is basically The Human Condition. All that stands between this woman and the rest of us is beer, lorazepam, and the fervent hope that we might get laid tonight if we can just keep it together for just a little longer.

But he DOES deserve to have this happen, see, because he’s a douche.

He goes out to eat at restaurants and leaves $5 tips on several hundred dollar bills. He really did have this coming - karma is only as much of a bitch as you are.

The schadenfreude is strong here.

Yeah someone who insists that they cannot pay their employees living wage or provide health insurance for the very people who make their fortune gets ZERO sympathy when bad things happen to them. Johnny boy went out of his way to tell the American public he valued his profits over the people working for him...

If he loved his car he’d drive it.

I completely disagree. A billionaire lost a car, it sucks. He campaigned to deny millions of people health care and threatened to lay off thousands of his employees if universal health care became law. Not having health care or losing a job because someone needs to make a point probably sucks more than losing a car.

They hurt one insanely rich douchebag, the insanely rich douchebag has shit on thousands of employees.

"An officer asked Geer to step out of the car. "He got out and they arrested him for drunk in public," says Stewart. "He learned he could have stayed in his car and he never would have been arrested."