Go home comrade, you’re drunk.

Anybody who says that Syrian refugees can “just go home” should just plain fuck off. Or better yet, be forced to go there themselves.

Considering that Russians had slaughtered tens of millions of Russians in their Civil War, Collectivization, and purges before Hitler even took power, it seems fair to describe the Russian attitude towards the taking of human life less as “tolerance of” than “enthusiasm for”.

Radio has been comatose ever since every FM DJ had to be a Howard Stern clone, while every AM talker had to be some variation on Rush Limbaugh.

OK, here’s a favorite story of mine you might enjoy. I met a guy one time who told me about this job he had answering phones for some giant global insurance company. From his board he could transfer calls to any extension in the company, or literally any number in the world. If people were nice to him, their call went…

Morning radio is the kind of thing that makes me think of a global pandemic that kills of 99% of humanity as a blessing.

I wouldn’t characterize listening to Howard Stern as being immature, but it’s definitely a sign of bad taste, and for me it’s not just a Red Flag but an automatic Deal Breaker.

From your keyboard to Jeff Bezos’ screen...

Glad to know there are still some Anthony Weiner fans out there.

I was going to vote for Bernie already, but if Susan Sarandon or any other hotties want to send me cleavage pics, that’s ok, too.

Just what I came to comments to say—Gloria Steinum got it exactly backwards—girls are meeting boys just to stump for Bernie.

Came just to post this. My caption: “I’m sure there’s no connection...”

Literally every subculture is plagued by those who tout their way as the “One Twue Way”.

I’m no fan of Hillary, but...really? So, if she’s a “bra-burner” because she’s a female running for president, what does that make Carly Fiorina?

This. And regular piss tests for steroids and any other drug that causes and/or amplifies aggression and paranoia.

She’s just blatantly Panda-ring to the Furry vote.

Dude, have some respect. A human is dead.

Well, lawyers bill by the hour, so you can be sure they’ll be paddling their timesheets.

I’ve tried to write and given up on it several times because I thought my stuff sucked. But, 50 Shades, Twilight, The Hunger Games, and the Gor books sell like crazy....so I guess I just need to swallow my pride, and keep at it.

Anybody who’s ever had to hassle with a trailer and hated it can tell you why this idea never caught on.