Good God, who lived there? Sterling Archer?

When will our robot-owning capitalist overlords get the message that eliminating jobs also means eliminating consumers and taxpayers as well?

That’s a lotta cheddar! Man, if I had that much cheese, you know I’d have it in a Swiss bank!

Then be a grown up and scroll past it.

You could not be more wrong. Everyone with an once of common sense knew that tearing open the Pandora’s Box of the middle east would let the demons loose. And so it came to pass.

I think past articles have shown that Tyler’s writing about much, much more than vehicle specs.

Who said “Politics is war by other means”? You can’t have war without politics.

Oh, the old, “But everyone else is doing it!” excuse.

Not to mention millions of helpless and innocent civilians, and the blood is still flowing today. They are directly responsible for the birth and rise of Daesh.

“83 years old and is as sharp as ever, and nobody would try to claim that he is dumb or that he doesn’t have a nearly obsessive work ethic.”

If you look like her, but, unlike her, are not young enough to be my daughter, please get in touch ;-)

Yeah, we’re talking about humanity here. Killing people is pretty much a requirement to having loyal followers.

Dude, if your snow making machine is in the closet, then yeah, by all means, it should be able to come out. It’s fucking 2016, after all. No reason for anyone to be in the closet anymore.

“the actions of our troopers clearly did not violate established procedures or tactics”

“snow-making machine”

Nepotism? Schmepotism! Depp-Otism!

Who said anything about solving their problems? The problem I’m looking to solve here is about my income. Or lack thereof.

OK, that does it. I’m buying a track and a snow-making machine and opening a winter driving school for Southerners. This is not rocket surgery, people. Driving in snow is like anything else: It can be mastered by anyone who simply practices at it.

Not that I have any fucks to give about Madonna but...wasn’t she married first to Sean Penn, who allegedly beat her up? That’s pretty cunty, IMHO. Who’s to say she wasn’t referring to him and not Ritchie?

Even before her husband was president, she sat on the board of Wal Mart.