Good God, who lived there? Sterling Archer?

When will our robot-owning capitalist overlords get the message that eliminating jobs also means eliminating consumers and taxpayers as well?

That’s a lotta cheddar! Man, if I had that much cheese, you know I’d have it in a Swiss bank!

What sits in water

Yeah, looks like she’s already wearing something inflatable.

Then be a grown up and scroll past it.

You could not be more wrong. Everyone with an once of common sense knew that tearing open the Pandora’s Box of the middle east would let the demons loose. And so it came to pass.

Killing Hitler is for teh noobs. If I had a time machine, I’d go all the way back to the moment of the Big Bang.

I think past articles have shown that Tyler’s writing about much, much more than vehicle specs.

Who said “Politics is war by other means”? You can’t have war without politics.

Oh, the old, “But everyone else is doing it!” excuse.

Not to mention millions of helpless and innocent civilians, and the blood is still flowing today. They are directly responsible for the birth and rise of Daesh.

“83 years old and is as sharp as ever, and nobody would try to claim that he is dumb or that he doesn’t have a nearly obsessive work ethic.”

If you look like her, but, unlike her, are not young enough to be my daughter, please get in touch ;-)

I wish.

Yeah, we’re talking about humanity here. Killing people is pretty much a requirement to having loyal followers.

Do you have any idea how freaking LOUD those fucking things are? Wearing one without hearing protection can cause hearing damage.

All. The. Stars.

If you have to ask, you might be the douchebag who runs one of those fucking abominations.

Dude, if your snow making machine is in the closet, then yeah, by all means, it should be able to come out. It’s fucking 2016, after all. No reason for anyone to be in the closet anymore.