“the actions of our troopers clearly did not violate established procedures or tactics”

“snow-making machine”

Nepotism? Schmepotism! Depp-Otism!

Who said anything about solving their problems? The problem I’m looking to solve here is about my income. Or lack thereof.

OK, that does it. I’m buying a track and a snow-making machine and opening a winter driving school for Southerners. This is not rocket surgery, people. Driving in snow is like anything else: It can be mastered by anyone who simply practices at it.

Not that I have any fucks to give about Madonna but...wasn’t she married first to Sean Penn, who allegedly beat her up? That’s pretty cunty, IMHO. Who’s to say she wasn’t referring to him and not Ritchie?

Even before her husband was president, she sat on the board of Wal Mart.

I did, but I had to switch back because I have to study for a test to get the job I need. What a pisser!

Psshhfff. That’s nothing.

But the emails weren’t on a private server, so this is all ok.

Get a Flickr account.

“We have an opportunity to use robotics to replace unskilled, cheap labor.”

Actually they spend it on Toyotas, mostly.

Roosevelt did not cut off Japan’s “oil”. He stopped exporting high-octane aviation gasoline which Japanese pilots were using to bomb and strafe innocent Chinese peasants.

S’cuse me, but didn’t the Soviet Empire collapse because we outspent them into bankruptcy?

“And then some stuff about Ronald Reagan and how he threatened to nuke Tehran traded arms for hostages with Ayatollah Khomeini that one time. and the Iranians took more hostages.”

Oh, shit. I hope Kristy McNichol never kills anyone.

That’s...immature at best, but I can do you one worse: I used to drive a Mercedes Turbo Diesel that was way too smoky. When someone got too close on my ass, I would stomp on the accelerator and put out a smokescreen that used to call the “Squid Ink”.

Interesting. I wonder what the gov. is planning to do when millions of human drivers lose their jobs to robot cars?

Are you sure Ben Kingsley wants to do another movie about an underground break-in into safe deposit boxes? Let’s ask him and see what he sa