The fact that she has supporters—the fact that there's a significant chuck of the population who understands her, agrees with her, and would voluntarily put her in power—is more frightening than it is sad and laughable.

It's not even that cheap. I get better fried chicken for less money from the deli at Stop&Shop.

Not the poor suckers who work for Papa John's, who are denied health insurance even though it would cost only about 15 cents more per pizza. Meanwhile Papa John lives here:

Orson Welles was a celebrity, wasn't he?

Apparently some dude at the BK bought up all 23 of 'em. Didn't you read that story?

We're talking past each other. You're talking about only the Presidency, but who sits in the White House doesn't mean Jack if they face a hostile Congress. Have you been paying any attention for the last six years? The Regressives have shown time and again that they have no scruples about cheating to win. As for…

They have a stranglehold on the House and enough of a hold on the Senate to gum up the works with constant filibusters, and their tactics are such that this is unlikely to change anytime soon. As for the White House...a really paranoid type might try to make the case that they deliberately threw it so as to be able to…

"You know those guitars that are, like, double guitars?"

"libertarian"

To win the general election they would have to abandon their base.

So....just to be clear, Dick Pics are OK now? 'Cuz I kept hearing how they weren't. Or are Dick pics only OK when they're run out as maps by lady joggers? I'm wondering, if it had been some dude jogging out tits-and-ass maps, would he be a "hero"?

Creditors assume a risk of bankruptcy, that's why one pays interest.

I must be your dad, because I do the same thing. I live about 5 miles from the nearest freeway. The most direct route there has about a dozen lights, and takes me @ 20 minutes. My "shortcut" adds about another three miles, but takes five minutes less. Not to mention eliminating the road rage factor of sitting through…

What nearly everybody fails to realize is that what's inherently unsustainable is capitalism itself. Capitalism is based entirely on the notion of permanent, perpetual growth. You can't have infinite growth within a finite biosphere with finite resources. That's the growth model of a cancer cell. Unless and until a…

Didn't see that, but I can't imagine anything with Tom Arnold ending well. Or beginning well. Or being well in the middle. The only thing he ever did that I even kind of liked was Roseanne.

Love it. Wish they had this where I used to live—Fairfield County CT. Narrow, windy country roads chock full of rich entitled motherfuckers who drive giant SUVs on the wrong side of the road with their hi beams on. What are they, all blind and British or some shit?

Short synopsis: Paul Newman goes to the chain gang for cutting the heads off parking meters. Spoiler: It doesn't end well for him.

It's not just Mickey Ds and Wal Mart. It's the fact that Mickey Ds and Wal Mart have become THE business model for all of consumer capitalism: Fuck the employees, fuck the environment, expand like cancer, and monopolize as much as possible. Low prices draw in more consumers who have little choice where to go because…

You never saw "Cool Hand Luke", didja?

Putin on the ritz!