This. Totally. We need a show where Joan is a dominatrix with a heart of gold who falls in love with a client. Played by.....me. Hell, it never even needs to be aired. Or even shot. Just lots and lots of improv and rehearsals....

Obviously, you could not afford $20 bowls of blue cheese. Or paid "dining companions".

Kristen Schaal, yes. Ghostbusters re-make? No. Here's an idea: How about a movie that's not a remake of something, and not about superheroes/cartoon characters?

Eastbound and down, loaded up on vodka....

I would say so. They seemed to make up in execution what they lacked in inspiration.

That reminds me of a guy I worked with. Being Canadian, his nickname was "Froggy". He totally owned it and got the WB frog tattooed on his back. Which also reminds me of a gal I fooled around with back around 94. She was way into this sci-fi show called "Alien Nation", in which the aliens had some kind of leopard…

Tampa is Hartford with palm trees.

"co-driver" Kind of means the title should be changed. "Meet the guyS...."

Cars, yes. The vast majority of drivers? Pro'lly not so much.

who's trolling who? lol

Next time Texas has another hurricane, tornado, fertilizer plant explosion, or refugee trouble on the border, and comes with it's fat greasy hand out to Washington for help, you can just grab a crayon and scrawl down that last post of yours on a piece of 40 grit sandpaper and stick it up your ignorant redneck ass.

Also, anybody with a job has income tax witheld from their paycheck. Even if they get a refund, they've still been compelled to give Uncle Sam an interest-free loan for a few months.

Don't worry about where Hillary stands. She'll stand proudly and firmly wherever Goldman Sachs tells her to stand, until they tell her to move and stand somewhere else.

Some people say that a robotic glove can not be used to masturbate safely, but I think they can pull it off.

Don't blame capitalism for shitty human nature.

And nobody ever travels from Asia or Africa to the U.S.? Really? Hopefully, nobody in Al Qeda reads Jezebel. Because if they do, they now know how easy it would be to spread pandemic here by simply infecting a relative handful of food service workers whom our wonderful capitalist paradise forces to handle food while…

So, in order to follow your advice and only patronize resos that care about their employees' and the public's health, I would need to travel to NYC or leave the country altogether. Yep, like you said: "real, real easy"

After you.

Look in the mirror. You need to seek help yourself.

I wanna meet Jewoobs. I'm in love just hearing about her. Marry me, Jewoobs!