I hope that's sarcasm. If not, I hope you catch a severe contagious illness from an infected server, and then you go to the Republican convention

Name even one. I dare you.

Dear Capitalism: Thanks in advance for the next pandemic.

Oh, Jeeves—-bring 'round my time machine!

I can top all of those. As an atheist, I'm going to sue the catholic church for not making me pope.

It? It! Out? Out!