You only have yourself to blame for goofing off with the volume on. Come on, it's procrastinating at work 101. 

Good thing he is not a Redskin or they would have amputated the whole leg.

This is like graduating grade school and then finding out they built a new playground the year after you left

And now that the cursed nail has been removed, the soles that have tormented Sam will be at peace.

“Timing is everything.” —Rex Ryan

James Harden will be a lot more entertaining to watch this season, if only to see Russell Westbrook’s reactions.

TIL Mark Jackson has a burner

I don’t care how many shots he hits or total points he scores- watching James Harden play basketball just sucks.

I stopped reading when you said only morons would continue, but I want to say I avoided this headline in my feed. And I’m really happy you called it out as a joke.

I will never tire of Deadspin’s repurposing of that graphic.

You should learn to read.

Ujiri: Mr. DA do you like Imagine Dragons

all cops are gangsters - https://kersplebedeb.com/posts/cops-are-gangsters/

Waiting for the press release that states “Alameda County District Attorney’s Office has announced that Sgt. Ray Kelly of the Oakland PD is a fukkin lying liar who lies....”

probably because it never fucking happened 1312

Watch it closely, and it’s more clear what happened. He came too far out of the box, I guess thinking he could just field the ball and kick it away, but the bounce it took was going over his head and there was an opposing player right there to scoop it up and score. A handball to stop a clear goal-scoring opportunity…

If I keeper wanted to nix a batch, getting himself ejected 13 seconds into the game would be one of the worst possible ways to go about it. I have no idea what was going through his head, but the only way he could really ensure his team loses is to stay in the game and give up goals.

Team is down one player, would have to sub out another player to put in a new goalie. So they lose a starting goalie and another starter for a back up goalie. This wet sock beating would be an interesting wrinkle though.

It’s because it was also a denial of a clear goal-scoring opportunity.

Okay, as a dumb American who doesn’t know much about soccer, I’m a little confused about what the rules are when a goalie gets ejected from a red card during a game. Does it mean that, like, everyone on his team gets to smack him in the face once, really hard, with a wet sock after the game, or what’s the deal?