This is a man who makes a living providing advice about fake football getting mad and yelling at the Arizona Cardinals Twitter account on his ESPN podcast. That’s a lot. Also, I now wish I had picked up Edmonds for this past week.

Let’s just steal the coin flip from the NFL: Home team gets to call it, and winning team gets to choose rocket balls for the evening or the DH.

My dad totally knows Anthony Rendon’s mom and is gonna get us tickets to tonight’s game. So maybe I don’t have to listen to Joe Buck say “Back... at the wall.. this ball is.....” fifty times.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Yeah, except fuck all Republicans for what they've done to this world

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

I think it would be wonderful if every headline involving Belichick was prefaced with “Noted Trump Supporter” because at the end of the day there should be a serious conversation about whether that should be grounds for wiping his entire legacy blank.

Oh, you say a lip veil is a stupid idea now, but you didn’t say so when Obama proposed it in that video Leach shared on Facebook.

Thank you for pointing out that Leach’s shtick kinda sucks. A lot of popular sports sites with entire verticals devoted to college football won’t dare go down that path.

Last season, Liverpool was 7 points clear in early January with over half of the schedule completed, so it would’ve been pretty silly for anyone to assume this season was a wrap with an 8 point lead in mid-October.

>Today Dolphins head coach Brian Flores said the team would discipline McCain “internally,” without specifying the punishment.

I have an 11 year-old, nicest kid in the world. We hear often about how polite and helpful he is. Last year at a sporting event he said something ridiculously antagonizing to a fan of the other team and I had to jump in and 1. ask him where he picked up the specific trash talk (youtube), and 2. calm the other guy down…

“He’s the nicest kid in the world”

In St. Louis: yes.  It’s better than when I lived there in 2002 when every kid was wearing a band aid on his face. 

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Unfortunately they also decided after SMU that, regardless of how badly the institution loses control of its program, there isn’t anything bad enough to merit the death penalty. 

Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.

““That’s a thing our kids do on the regular basis, you know, they try to change jersey numbers and sometimes don’t let us know,” said Gregory.”

Not the first time 4 shots in 15 minutes have gotten Wayne Rooney in trouble...