But all of the spin in the world actually IS hiding this fact. People genuinely don’t think it be like it is.

Well he’s paying more in taxes today than he did in the seventies, so everyone’s probably paying more. Truthiness trumps facts.

I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

Close exposure to Al Michaels made Dennis Miller about 300% more insufferable.

Tax rates now (under a democrat) are the same or lower than they were under the GOP hero Ronald Reagan. All of the spin in the world can’t hide this fact.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

Given the NSFW tag, it appears the Bengals aren’t covered enough in this article either.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

the one that happened to my team

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

“Yes, we’re very offended.” —The boner pill companies.

Can't wait until the Bears draft him in the 3rd round.

Truly a modern masterpiece in the Rubenesque tradition.

Great. Another Scorsese film where the main character is a rich, white, male who uses copious amount of drugs and in the end losses everything . I can’t fucking wait.

So we know St. Louis won’t be putting in an offer.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

The best part? Bumgarner is doing nothing wrong. He’s watching the ump from the mound, waiting for him to get into position so he can begin his delivery.

I don’t pay attention to the umpires. I didn’t even realize he was back there.