Hey everybody! Way to +1 a joke that's older than dirt! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/961…

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To be fair, he was probably never beaten for drug use or promiscuity. He was beaten for “talking back”. Because that’s what’s really important: submitting yourself to people who will hurt you if you don’t kowtow to them.

I was brought up to trust in rod.

First came a grand jury indictment on a charge that he abused his 4-year-old son, followed by another allegation of child abuse, followed by his own admissions of marijuana use and promiscuity.

Yes, there are a ton of people who say that feeding your children McDonalds is good. Thats all you hear nowadays.

If bleeding and scrotal bruises aren’t abuse, where do you draw the line? Is punching your kid in the face “discipline?” Should a parent lock their son in the basement for six months to teach him right from wrong?

“If you spare the rod, you spoil the child,”

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

DREW MAGHAZI!!!11!1!!

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

So I will break it down in a top ten as I normally do on areas I would like to assert my opinion and clearly superior writing and intelligence skills as compared to this Dave Magary who I hope is make believe as I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the…

I didn’t see Jesus mentioned once-not from Oklahoma.

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Because their TV contracts are based on conferences. The Jets and Giants sharing a conference, for example, means either CBS or FOX is getting shut out of the New York market.

Is there a football equivalent of not touching the Stanley Cup unless you’ve won it?

Why is the NFL always reluctant to embrace such obvious geographic rivalries? It’s stupid that the Jets and Giants only play once every four years, same for Raiders/49ers, Cowboys/Texans, Dolphins/Bucs, Chiefs/Rams, Ravens/Washington, etc. We Giants fans don’t hate the Jets nearly enough; I shouldn’t feel any sympathy…

Why does that staduim look like the ship in flight of the navigator? Also, it will have to be realigned again whenever LA inevitably doesn’t support a NFL team for the 3rd time, and the teams choose to move to Topeka and Birmingham.