Bush did Superbowl 49.

Percy Harvin has every right to feel disrespected. Seattle essentially gave him away to New York for nothing, and instead of proving the doubters wrong, Harvin turned in another injured, mediocre season. I guess Seattle’s head coach was right when he told reporters that he believed a stolen Jet wouldn’t be capable of…

“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”

He’s filling the void of crazy in the NFL left by his brother.

In order to prevent potentially program-damaging sexual assault charges, Dabo Swinney has banned women from Clemson’s campus.

Trick question that's a disgusting scrotum.

So are you using a power line spliced from Pennsylvania or something? How are you even reading and responding to this, you fucking dirt farmer?

their tuition will be covered by James’ foundation and the university starting in 2021, when the current seventh graders in the program graduate high school

“LeBron didn’t even go to college! This is a joke and not the kind of the thing we should teach our children!” — Stephen A.

Adult wiffle ball is huge in New England. Like huge. People build perfect wiffle sized replicas of Fenway. There are leagues and shit.

Depends on what age you believe bros actually become “adults”.

Are those adults? Adults playing wiffleball?

I was proud of [my daughter] for coming forward,” the accuser’s father said.

“Except for the thing that he did that was actually a crime, I don’t see where the potential crime is.”

He touched her purposefully without her consent. That is sexual assault. That is more than sleazy, that is criminal. Saying otherwise sounds like some MRA bullshit.

Touching a woman’s ass is more than “making a move.” Even if that’s as far as he was willing to go, that’s too far. Physically and mentally you are invading that woman’s personal space. You will know good and well when you you have permission to touch a woman’s ass.

Uh, he’s a coach - an authority figure with direct control over her life at the institution. If it doesn’t cross the line into criminal, it tiptoes up to it, and it damn well destroys his ability to be employed in any similar capacity.

Poor guy, he was just trying to get those girls more time on the hardwood.

It’s funny that Liverpool took a huge chance and paid so much money for a striker who likely would never live up to what they paid.