They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Maybe it makes more sense to use league sanctioned penalties to punish stuff like cheating and we should leave punishments for committing felonies to the actual legal system?

Dear all Pats fans who are coming to post the exact same whine,

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

All of you are going to make a comment about Theismann breaking his leg, but unlike you, I’m going to take the high road and say that Theismann is a fucking idiot.

Murray: Let me tell you a story about Cardinals fans that will show exactly what I’m talking about. I’m filming a movie back in the 80’s. Which movie it is isn’t important; I was high as a kite during filming it, that’s all that matters. Anyway, one day we finished shooting for the day, so myself and a cameraman named…

Visiting hours didn’t begin until 4 PM and Tom Coughlin needed to get to bed

It’s too bad he won’t live. But then again, who does?

Well, he certainly seems to be enjoying himself more than the last time he went on Japanese TV:

Here, Ronaldo, I’d like you to have this.

I think what he is referring to is the fact that they started 5 across the back

No publicly-funded automatic plastic sheet? Per usual, I would have thought taxpayers would’ve been on the hook for TARP-related payments.

They were paid by FIFA, not US soccer. Their pay has nothing to do with US viewership. The women’s World Cup still makes a tiny (tiny) fraction of what the men’s World Cup makes. According to yesterday posts/comments on Gawker/Jez, the men’s World Cup makes 56x what the Women’s World cup makes.

There’s something about his arrogance that I...well, “respect” isn’t the word, but...”acknowledge as impressive.” The man’s lack of self-awareness is noteworthy, entertaining, and almost makes up for all the side effects.

as in that dude was barely holding onto that baby.

The Atlanta ShermanFire are really underperforming this season. Shame they passed on Nelson in the draft.

Another year in the cellar for the Cleveland Women, though.

Not sure why they’re celebrating like it’s a touchdown when it’s only 1st and 10 from the Eric yard line.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.