Every night is Caucasian heritage night at baseball games in Utah

I thought White Heritage Night was canceled? Confused because trying to convince everyone you’re not racist would seem like a central part of White Heritage Night.

I’m not saying they’re bad. But “let’s see if he can do it on a rainy night in Stoke” is a cliche about “soft foreign players”.

And are you a Glendale resident, mak? Because the significant turnover on the City Council since the lease was first agreed to shows that the residents of Glendale (not the residents of Phoenix or any of the other neighboring suburbs) seem to have rejected this deal.

Roger Goodell wants very badly for this woman to come speak at all townhall meetings in all NFL cities. It clearly doesn’t matter to her that she doesn’t live in any of them.

This is such a shame because Arizona is otherwise known for its longstanding history of rational, levelheaded thinking and decision-making.

So I assume that ump is fired, right? Oh wait, umps are above discipline and never lose their jobs for attacking a player, let alone being able to call balls and strikes with some level of consistency.

Why would he quit? Not like there’s anybody left to fire him.

So being the focal point and most influential player on one of the greatest club sides ever assembled in world football is not enough for his legacy? A player who has shattered every single goalscoring record in domestic, continental and global competitions hasn’t proven himself in the toughest of competitions? A…

So, now Messi couldn’t play in Italy, lol the crack league of soccer. Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo, Maldini, not to mention Pele and Beckenbauer essentially played in just one league. And Messi has scored twice against Man U in champions league finals. So, he clearly doesn’t have any issues against EPL’s top teams when it…

I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

I was going to complain about portrait mode, but the effort for a perfect title frame makes up for it.

Damn, that Republican primary is heating up

Dad: OK, I think it’d be best if you just stay there, I’ll pass to you, and he can set up for you to shoot. Anything else would probably be too complicated.

They’d be pissed off about your comment, if they could read it.

I get that banning fake colleges is better for the game, but I’m going to miss watching UNC.

Davis said that it has always been his dream to be a 49er, and he hopes this decision will help him survive another 24 years.

At least the Niners did the smart thing and stocked up on Defensive linemen, corners and a punter in the draft.

It’s not Shakespeare, but I think this comment definitely proves the infinite monkey theorem.

Someday, someone smarter than myself will come up with a Unified Theory of Bad People, but let this be a data point showing that Pricks are better than Assholes.