Finally FIFA gets around to evacuating its Blatter. That was starting to get uncomfortable.

Whose disgusting baseball shin is this?

Because baseball teams don’t issue IBBs to fucking slow the game down to a snails pace at the end of the game. It’s used tactically and unlike basketball, one point can make all the difference.

To be fair -and you have no idea how difficult it is to type that when discussing FIFA and Qatar - when Qatar made its bid, it unveiled plans for revolutionary new pop-up, temporary stadia with previously unheard of air-conditioning systems.

And fuck all the local football leagues, like the English FA and the Dutch KNVB for being sad cunts who don’t have the balls to step away from the FIFA and this tournament.

Actually, the 2006 World Cup final went to extra time and then penalties.

Fortunately Qatar has lots of sand

I think they’re forced to work in some pretty nasty work conditions. It would be like if you had construction workers in New York without any safety gear.

I want to make a joke about the bid going to the country promising to kill the highest amount of people, but man. Fuck the Qatari government for pushing this shit, and fuck FIFA even harder for not being like, “Hrm, yeah, this is a bad idea.”

The label “How Can Mets Improve Team?” followed by 50 seconds of aimless stammering seems about right.

And here I would’ve thought the goalkeeper’s instinct would’ve been to stop the ball rocketing towards him.

I asked him today if he was a Beatles fan, and he replied that he heard they were good and intended to give them a listen in the future, adding that he really liked their song “Hotel California.”

Fair enough, but in my defense, part of the joke is that NHL truthers lack the tact you’re talking about.

Bill Cosby: [reads headline]
Bill Cosby: [curses Gawker clickbait]

David Blatt’s wondering how they got ahold of his game plan.

Watch and enjoy this testament to early childhood education.

Especially when the ref sees the attached arm being flung up. If he kept the arm tight to his side he might have got away with it.

It’s “everybody gets one”... “everyone gets one”, is repetitive

I wish NFL coaches wore suits.