Wouldn't discussing your marital status and anything related to it run afoul of the law on the Judge's part.

I am sorely disappointed that this story didn’t end with a groovy thumping bass and the line “Now how about we take your briefs into my chambers.....”

Odd, unrelated story about the judge in this case.

Don’t forget ‘American Psycho 2’ with Mila Kunis and ‘Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business’ with Burt Reynolds. They just never recapture that original magic.

Clearly your why’d-they-make-a-sequel film festival is incomplete until you’ve seen “Christmas Vacation 2,” which is/was a real thing with Randy Quaid in the lead.

I will personally make sure Mad Max does not end up third. Or I will fail in that mission. One of the two.

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

No kidding. This OUGHT to be a simple matter of: The NFL has rules, Brady/NE broke those rules, here’s a punishment. But NOOOOOOO. Goodell has to micromanage the shit out of everything and make it complicated.

You know, I didn’t really think there was a way that Goodell could screw this up, but here we are. All he really had to do was hand down the discipline and then let an independent arbitrator hear the appeal and probably scale the punishments back a bit. But the egotistical fuckwad has to insert himself into the…

Well, she is single too and by the looks of this description she is giving Odin will be hard to replace.

Absurd.

I have no witty one-liner but her eyebrow game is strong.

This isn’t that big of a deal. When I was a child the parents of the kids on my soccer team would do this, but instead of using riot shields they would use their hands, and we would run through after a game.

Ahhh, the Europe of South America.

The Boca Seniors are very disappointed in you guys.

So, this game’s going to have like 3 days of stoppage time, right?

And doing nothing is a choice between preserving an idiotic status quo or accelerating the violence even further. Some Boca players fucking applauded the ultras after River were finally led out of the stadium. Any excuses of “self-preservation” is both facile and cowardly.

Boca players should have shown some solidarity by escorting River players off the pitch.

It hasn’t been announced yet when the rest of last night’s suspended match will be played.

You might ask “why didn’t they just evacuate the stadium?” That’s a good question, and one we don’t have an answer for. Fox Deportes announcers repeatedly called the situation “incompetent,”