Or, accidentally on purpose in this case.

Morally bankrupt corporations acting out of spite can accidentally do good things!

How journalistically brave of ESPN to do this investigation. Say, they didn't happen to lose the World Cup contract recently, did they?

I was at a game when he was playing third against the White Sox and when he bent over to field a grounder a fan yelled “don’t split your pants, fatass.” He turned around with a huge grin on his face, pointed at the guy, and laughed. I know he had some troubles when he was younger, but he seems to be having a good time…

That picture was snapped moments before the baby fell to its death

This makes me laugh my ass off every time I watch it.

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Andrus’ ongoing quest to fuck with Beltre is the greatest story of our generation.

I mean all the Rangers are having fun. Here is Josh Hamilton signing a baby!

This is my favorite thing in sports.

The best Beltre moment was when Not Adrian’s Soul Mate Miguel Cabrera takes a page from Andrus’ book and ambushes Beltre with a head-touch at first base on his 2500th career hit. A real lion tamer there.

This is all fine and good but Ranger baseball doesn't officially start until Elvis screws with Adrian while he's trying to catch a pop up during a live play.

I really think he might kill him one of these times.

He says he’s from County Cavan, which is in Ulster, so he is at least from the United Kingdom, if not from Great Britain. The show should be called “The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland’s got Talent!”, to avoid further confusion.

Here’s a cool video that explains everything you need to know (or at least should know) about this subject:

Star for proper distinction between the UK and Great Britain.

Judges: Dylan, if you win, what will you do with your money?

Somewhere Napoleon Dynamite approves.

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”