“Free is good, but ‘Free, plus you cut me a fat check’ is how things work around here.”

To be fair, Sepp gave a perfectly valid reason, “Abby, Abby, Abby, how in the world of soccer will our people be able to calculate the amount of bribe we’ll get based on some percentage of zero?”

Free? This is FIFA, they expect to be paid for the privilege of using your sod.

It’s beyond preposterous that FIFA is making the WWC happen on turf fields, but I’d be a llllliiiiitttttlllllleeee hesitant to believe that FIFA would turn down “Free” anything, ever, for any reason.

Not sure why it says June 5, but it’s still pretty damn funny.

I've known a handful of OSU football players, and I can honestly say that your determination of intelligence on the football team is way off. I mean, if they were that smart, then why have so many gotten in trouble for manipulating grades?

just because you have both does not mean that they overlap. Here is your Venn Diagram of “quality athletics” and “good academics” at OSU:

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Flew through there once on a trip to Chicago. Attended roughly the same number of classes at OSU that Maurice Clarett did.

Another thing is the zero tolerance groups want to conflate child deaths because of being FORGOTTEN in the car for say a whole work day , and the act of INTENTIONALLY leaving a child for 5-15 mins. The two situations are not at all the same. Zero tolerance policies are not going change anything about the variables…

Jeter.

So if Bryant doesn’t cleanly field it, who does the error go to? That’s not to disapprove of shenanigans, it’s a legit curiosity.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

Too soon, just like flight 932’s final descent.

He has a bright future at CPAC.

Scouting report: “Active hands, drives through contact. Tends to find holes and sneak up on defenders. Relentless on the attack.”

Everything about the NFL right there. +50

Before we judge him too harshly, what was his 40 time?

Some things never change. Another Marshall football player goes down in flames.