Not sure what’s sadder: The fact that he has both a can of Miller Lite and a can of Coors Light, the fact that he’s actually at a Pitbull concert, or the fact that the New Orleans “Jazz” Fest booked a Pitbull concert…

This is just so awkward. I understand the man’s a moron regardless, but he looks especially out of place here and even he has to know it. And seriously, who would invite Pitbull to a Jazz Fest anyway?

“These young woman gotta look both ways before they cross the road.” -Stephen A. Smith

He’s a ballpuncher.

Hey, you’re still saying awful things in the comments of NASCAR-based Jalopnik stories? Good to know some things never change.

The soft bigotry of low expectations. Perhaps one day coaches’ kids will finally get the respect they deserve.

Yeah, no.

People who claim announcer biases shouldn’t be allowed to watch sports.

Roger Goodell’s something something London NFL team something something complete.

Doctor: “Who are you?”

There is a difference between “men touching” and “men 1/3 dressed, sweaty, in an embrace, with one cradling the other from behind”.

So, honest question: will you actually come back and admit that you got two black people mixed up and casually suggested that an innocent person committed domestic violence because you were SO MAD that Deadspin isn’t ignoring Mayweather’s shittiness, or will you just seethe and hope no one notices?

You won’t see that in MLS because nearly every MLS keeper would have been in position to get back to their line in time.

Anyone else find the UFC super boring to watch? They do 5-10 seconds of punching and then it turns into gay porn. I guess I don't understand why people watch this.

"Finally we can use that graphic!"

JAPANESE WITHSTANDS BOMBS THROWN BY AMERICAN THEN SURRENDERS

I'd have carded the f***er who poked it back in.

American Indians: Welcome to our world.

“Blacks lose”

“We’ll just see about that.” - police departments everywhere