Please sign my petition to change the term 'nutmeg' to 'Luiz', as in " Suarez Luized the ball past the defender and deftly floated the ball into the upper corner."

My god... the second Suarez goal is just as ridiculous. David Luiz playing like its a WC semifinal.

That wasn't even the only time THIS GAME that David Luiz by was nutmegged by Suarez leading to a goal.

I like it. Home field means a lot when you’re traveling to a whole other country for a club game. That’s why you see streaks like the one juve had where they hadn’t lost to a non-italian team at home in close to ten years (streak ended a few years ago). As a tie breaker it makes things interesting, and is well deserved

Champions League in Europe is this: Take the best teams from each league and have them play each other in a long world cup-style protracted tournament that lasts all season. In recent years you can assume either a Spanish or German team will end up the eventual winner.

If that story is true, then Manning DID commit sexual assault and WAS a repugnant human being. It isn't "these crazy modern times we live in with the Twitter and the Tumblr and the blah blah blah" that makes goddamn gross behavior goddamn gross. It's a good thing that behavior like that is much less likely to be…

See, this is how we can tell you're a rape defender no matter how hard you hide behind your supposed love of due process. Saying that a team might not want to draft a guy who is probably a rapist, and who also has a host of other documented problems, has absolutely nothing to do with the criminal justice system. So…

The reason is: he's a rapist

Followed by a gentle toussling of the batboy’s hair, as a thank you for returning his carefully-constructed bat to the dugout so he can easily retrieve it for his next at-bat.

If you gotta tell someone you got’em....you didn’t get’em.

i thoguht i told you to shut up

"Puig said in Spanish, “I want to show American baseball that I’m not disrespecting the game.”"

Excellent. What baseball really needs is to be more staid and boring ...

“Having fun is the most disrespectful thing you can do in baseball.” — St. Louis Cardinals fans.

shut up pissbaby

The question here isn't whether Winston is guilty. The question is whether you give him millions and millions of dollars in guaranteed money and basically make him the face of your franchise. Investigate how that investigation was handled, plus all the other dumb things he's done on or off the field, and how exactly…

That's where you're wrong. Winston wasn't thoroughly investigated by either FSU or the Tallahassee police. In fact, the police and the University actively interfered with the investigation. Gee, I wonder why.

LOL. Neither did OJ.

Not being found guilty of a crime is not the same as not committing a crime. If Roethlisberger's innocent, why all the out-of-court settlements? If I was accused of something so egregious, so damaging to my character, you bet your ass I wouldn't just want it to go away, I would fight it with every inch of my being.

Jameis Winston threw nearly half as many TDs (25 down from 40) and nearly double the INTs (18 up from 10) than the year he had Kelvin Benjamin (including the third-most picks in the nation), often played from behind (thanks to leading the nation in first half picks), had no rushing game in his arsenal left, and has…