Actually, considering that Dion Waiters’ s destiny is to wash out of the NBA as a draft bust in a few years, I would say that he is in fact, quite in control of his own destiny.

Dear The SometimeWhy-

Good God you must be a delight as a co-worker.

Randy Scott Wittman is the current head coach for the National Basketball Association’s Washington Wizards. Wikipedia.

“Seriously, just show some fucking dignity at this point, Coach Wittman.”

I don't think you're shitting right.

That bit is implied by the continued existence of Deadspin.

Man, the biting is really getting out of control in soccer.

Anyone else feel like they were having an acid flashback while watching this video?

So your bachelor party sucked then?

Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.

This always makes me angry. Media/fans complain when they get nothing but boilerplate cliche answers, then when somebody gives them something other than pablum, they have the vapors and whine because player/coach/exec doesn’t speak in generally accepted platitudes.

This inability to let go of a loss is a lot nearer to the heart of his success than mystical leadership qualities.

I don’t like seeing the leader of the free world celebrate hitting a shitty 10ft jumper in a shoot aroun by high fiving everyone around him and shit talking a NBA Finals MVP. Act like you’ve been there before bruh

“When will this man have respect for our laws and our history? ‘Three in a row’? He can’t run for President again!”

Wait, Obama has time to shoot around with the Wizards but he doesn’t have enough time to end world hunger, perfect cold fusion or unite the fundamental forces?

Like President Bush did with t-ball?

Ugh, even his jumpers are from the left wing.

You would’ve thought someone in his village taught him that.

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.