You left out "but not in Obama's America."

and also usually Joe or Jane public are also prohibited from consuming alcohol after getting a DUI for a set amount of time as well.

Well, on the one hand, he did sign an agreement outlining the terms of his continued employment in the NFL and violated them. On the other hand, fuck the NFL. I'm conflicted.

Here in the US, that's statistically true. Non-theists are the other largest group, by far. The "I don't know"s outnumber all non-Christian religions put together here. The biggest minority religion (Judaism) is barely over 1% of the population. So we're getting into the "not statistically significant" realm for…

90s, not 90's

Over 70% of America identifies as Christian. When Odinists become the majority and try to enforce their beliefs via the US Government, I might feel differently.

I think that's fine.

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

I heard they're getting a Davidians too. It's not not a flagship store, just a branch.

Liar, liar, compound on fire.

Troll harder

Asking the poor interviewer to be his own cameraman is bad enough, but making him simultaneously do the closed captioning when he can't spell worth shit is really stepping over the line of cheapskate broadcasting.

'Cuz he's being a dick to the camera guy?

Not mentioned: the journalist is Pep Guardiola.

Every athlete at that level is a loud mouth and a dickhead to the other team. Manning and Brady scream at everyone on the field (refs, teammates, opponents). Why the hate for Sherman? What makes him different? I would argue that his critiques of the NFL have been some of the most important things that an athlete has…

I DON'T LIKE THE OUTSPOKEN AND INTELLIGENT BLACK MAN!!

Poor, poor Paul Allen...

If your teams' fans refer to themselves as "The Twelves", then they deserve to see their team lose. Unless you are Jesus and we are talking about the apostles.